Sheryl Crow Performs Wipeout

I Thought It Was A Joke. Perhaps It Is.

Nick Brown
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That Not So Fresh Feeling
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Sheryl Crow’s soluton to environmental meltdown is simple: Everybody just gets one square of toilet paper per visit to the bathroom. Of course she shits pellets and thinks I should, too. If it makes her happy…

I suspect this is a hoax with a poignant message forthcoming, but the web world has latched onto it as truth so what the heck. If I have to comply… then a change (of underwear) will do me good.
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