First, let me admit that I had a brief, brief Ayn Rand phase at 19. It was primarily about me trying to be a cold cypher like Dominique Francon in The Fountainhead. Which was exhausting. Soon after, it became clear that anyone over the age of 23 who listed Ayn Rand as their favorite author is, if not full-on bat shit, then dangerously close to toppling over the edge. Like the people who run this website. So, besides the work of Ayn Rand, what author and/or their work has unintentionally served as veritable manure for legions of douchery to spring from? (On the Road, anyone?)