Latest Article|September 3, 2020|Free
::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Just in case you haven’t heard this news blip that might affect your warmth situation tonight, here it is in two parts:1. Natural gas outages throughout the state prompt Guv Martinez to declare a state of emergency and send state workers home.2. Mayor Berry makes like Jimmy Carter, says: lower your thermostat 10 degrees, wear a sweater.I used my fireplace and turned off the gas last night, so don’t blame me.