Ten Things I Hate About My Car

Nick Brown
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Ten Things I Hate About My Car
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1) Does not fly.

2) Does not go underwater.

3) Constructed entirely of magnets.

4) Air conditioner blows farts.

5) Runs on Black Gold, Texas Tea.

6) Sucking on a chilidog out behind the Tastee Freeze.

7) Tire-pattern baldness.

8) Haunted by the ghost of Jerry Van Dyke’s mother.

9) Not enough hilarious bumper stickers.

10) Calls Thanksgiving “Turkey Day.”
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