1) Does not fly.2) Does not go underwater.3) Constructed entirely of magnets.4) Air conditioner blows farts.5) Runs on Black Gold, Texas Tea.6) Sucking on a chilidog out behind the Tastee Freeze.7) Tire-pattern baldness.8) Haunted by the ghost of Jerry Van Dyke’s mother.9) Not enough hilarious bumper stickers.10) Calls Thanksgiving “Turkey Day.”
Ten Things I Hate About My Car
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