Ten Things I Hate About My Dog

Nick Brown
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Ten Things I Hate About My Dog
“I am here, my liege.”
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1) She speaks nae in any language spake of man.

2) Smells like corn chips.

3) Quivering.

4) Quadrapedal.

5) Stares at me.

6) Overly dramatic yawning.

7) Exaggerated eyebrow movements despite lack of eyebrows.

8) Violates Anti-Petting Ordinance.

9) Black, bumpy side-lips.

10) Wagging appendage.
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