The Daily Word 03.20.09

Nick Brown
2 min read
Share ::
Chicken sweaters.

A fungus has killed
almost every bat in Connecticut. Lamentably.

A dangerous
naked teenager took a poodle for a walk.

yeti made hand prints and vocalizations in Alabama. Also, Elusive Primates of North America (EPNA) is merging with the much more sophisticated sounding American Primate Research Organization (APRO). “What’s that?” “We look for bigfoot.” “Oh.”

Almost every
native Hawaiian bird is endangered.

Just to reinforce a comment from lucas yesterday, you can be
Christopher Walken.

Look at the cool
sitcom map.

The world’s
deadliest spider was loose in a Tulsa Whole Foods, having hitched in a ride on some bananas. Then they thought it was a harmless Huntsman Spider, but I guess we’ll never know because it was “destroyed” for safety purposes. Good for you, Tulsa!

Rihanna and Chris Brown are “taking a break” from each other.

When nuclear subs and amphibious warships

Find out what’s new with
Charles Manson. Not much, by the sound of it. Even though he, himself, is brand new. Here’s what he has to say about that.

arrests are up due solely to the tireless efforts of law enforcement.

Darren White
misses the death penalty alrready, and we haven’t even hardly started not killing anyone yet.

It’s William Hurt’s birthday. Here he is tripping out in
Altered States. (Careful, kids. It shows some boobs.)
1 2 3 746