The Daily Word 04.13.09

Nick Brown
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Newsflash! Lindsay Lohan is taking a break from girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Oh, but it’s a little bit weirder than that.

Here’s Homer’s
Odyssey written on Twitter.

The “Never Gonna Give You Up”
songwriter feels cheated by all the free Rick Rolling.

Here’s Billy Bob Thornton’s
really weird interview (he was mad that they mentioned he was an actor.)

If you want to study
martial arts, might I suggest this dojo?

A pregnant Japanese teacher was harassed by a
Make Teacher Have a Miscarriage Club.

A passenger
landed an airplane, just like in the movies.

Heroin is
cheaper than beer.

Old Fogies like

A polar bear
attacked a woman in a Berlin zoo (with photo!)

Confessed pimp
James Bays will be sentenced today.

Here’s a story with
kids smoking pot and a narc drug buy and a mom who wasn’t at home now being charged with… see if you can make sense of it.

It’s Don Adams’ birthday. Here he is joking about
dying. Here’s the Cone of Silence.

Special thanks to Geoffrey Anjou and Robert Masterson for some of today’s fine links.

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