The explosion of a Dynamite Truck in Mexico kills 34.Jane Wyman dies. Rest in peace, scary little Falcon Crest lady.Osama bin Laden is getting back into his video hobby, hidden messages to follow.Exactly as I warned you, the smoking ban was just a precurser to additional health-based legislation that’s sure to follow – like for instance what food you can eat.Kanye West lives his life with grace and dignity.As a token (and likely irrelevant and inadmissable) gesture of undying hatred in their messy divorce, country star Sarah Evans’ husband is seeking discovery to find out if Evans had sexual affairs with a long list of suspects, including but not limited to the entire band 3 Doors Down and Richard Marx. Really? Richard Marx? I can see it now: Marx was delivering a pizza…Are home invasions the new flavor of crime in Burque?Another bomb threat at Rio Rancho High School – sounds like some kid is still not ready for the quiz, even after having all weekend to study.Albuquerque cop fired for neglecting her children.Huge layoffs at Albuquerque Jail. Mostly for guards and so forth. Prisoner positions are safe.Read all about Shadow People. What? Shadow People? Oh, for pete’s sake…Once again, they say it might rain and once again it will be a LIE. Why don’t they go ahead and say that it might rain Doritos? Because it might, you know.
The Daily Word 09.10.07
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