Shirley Jones will pose nude for Playboy at 75. She’s pretty.The Kentucky Bigfoot was a crow.A missing student’s body was found behind a wall. For the love of God, Montressor! Yes, for the love of God. Space urine is pretty.Tennis star Serena Williams melted down McEnroe-style.Some skydivers died.CBS anchor Harry Smith says he might have swine flu.The world’s oldest person dies at 115. Warhol art heist was worth millions. Kanye West grabbed Taylor Swift’s mic at the MTV awards. Hey, let’s boycott him. Oh, I already do.Mysterious missing moonrocks puzzle politicians.Runnin’ with the Beatles.The CDC is investigatng Morgellons Disease. Here’s the CDC telling people not to bug the CDC if they think they have Morgellons Disease.The State Fair’s Green Chile Cheeseburger competition has been reopened through Tuesday.A motorcycle smashed into a cop car at Juan Tabo and Candelaria (right by Lowe’s).Albuquerque cops are trying out a new siren noise.Burque’s baby burglars are cunning kiddy criminals.It’s Walter Koenig’s birthday. Here he is going on and on about Russia.
The Daily Word 09.14.09: Shirley Jones Poses Nude, Walter Koenig’s Birthday, Cheeseburger Competition Reopened.
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