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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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The lost snowboarders have been found after three days in hell.Marty wants tougher penalties for car thieves.A Los Alamos scientist is putting up big money to fund a space elevator.County program helps get your drunk ass home.The Guv wants mo’ money for education. Record turnout is expected in today’s New Hampshire primary. Robot death match!G.M. showcases its zero-emissions fuel-cell car. Porn fans rejoice!The Golden Globes have been cancelled. (Sad face emoticon.)