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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
Adam Fox
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Restaurants in the Washington, D.C. area are under “terrorist watch.”A bus-sized asteroid skims right past Earth this Tuesday.A strange signal has been picked up from alien planet Gliese 581g.Check out Russia’s new inflatable weapons.Brett Favre is accused of sexting three women.A balloonist is shot at traveling over Texas during the America’s Challenge Gas Balloon Race.A Rasmussen Poll puts Susana Martinez ahead of Diane Denish.J’s Spa and Therapy on Tramway and Montgomery is shut down for prostitution.It’s okay everyone, you can relax; Gap is keeping their original logo.An armless pianist wins “China’s Got Talent.” Trapped for 68 days, the rescue of the Chilean miners begins tonight.Because of our sensational luck with this sort of thing lately, the moratorium on deepwater drilling is lifted.He’s still got it, apparently; here’s a video of a woman fainting in front of Bill Clinton.