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Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
Team America wins balloon race.Imus is back on the air.The nation is stunned by news that a rapper was arrested on weapons charges.I think about pulling my teeth out with pliers, but the British actually do it.The nation is shocked that Larry Craig didn’t immediately tell his wife about his arrest.Two UNM students were killed in an accident outside of Cuba. Five more people died when a vehicle went into a canal near Shiprock.KOB reported on the news last night that their site had been infected by pop up porn. Oh, and I laughed and sipped my drink and puffed my cigar because porn cannot harm me.Grubby grandma groper gets gavel. Groovy.Police, responding to a domestic violence call, arrived at the scene and BLAM BLAM BLAM!Everyone loves secret tunnels.I never knew there was a musical eposode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer .My wife swallows her gum despite my advice to the contrary.Here’s the master list for hypochondriacs. Thanks, Tom Nayder.The Netherlands ban magic mushrooms in a move that’s totally bullshit and unfair.The weather, like me, keeps getting cooler.