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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Monday was the 28 th anniversary of John Lennon’s death. Still sucks. Atari’s making a comeback. Or planning one, anyway.Austrian actor slits throat on stage. In related news, Australian slang sure is kooky. So put some Adam’s ale in the billy, drongo. And make sure you have a franger for your freckle you galah.And I thought the guitar was hard to play. Presenting the Pikasso. Koalas freak me out.But not nearly as much as penguins, which are the creepiest animals on Earth.I used to have a neighbor with a man-faced cat. This is a different cat with a similar name. Android phones are on their way. Probably will not fetch beer.Worst news ever alert: Jay Leno to be on NBC’s prime time 5 nights a week.