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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Somebody burned down Sarah Palin’s church in Anchorage. Sarah says, “What was intended for evil will in some way be used for good.”Giant spiders, striped rabbits and other new animal friends have been discovered along the Mekong River in southeast Asia.Grand Jury in Albuquerque probes Bill Richardson and CDR Financial Products, Inc.Here’s today’s “blinded by acid” story.Somebody threw a couple shoes at Bush. “Made you blink!”To promote his new film, Valkyrie , Tom Cruise struggles to convince the world he’s not distastefully insane.A Rio Rancho citizen will lead a UFO conference in Dulce, NM. (which is the location of a giant underground alien base, or something).Orangutans have been seen spear-fishing.What the heck is this creature in somebody’s back yard?Poor little elephants.Watch a cow being abducted by a UFO.I saw Diane Denish at California Pizza Kitchen last night (no link available).There are no major injuries in a giant tractor-trailer smash-up outside Grants.Three young Albuquerque girls were attacked by three men in ski masks on the way to school but managed to fight them off and escape. There’s no sign of the men in ski masks… yet.It’s Don Johnson’s birthday. Here he is all tied down in A Boy and His Dog.