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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Merry Christmas!!!!Ever miss 1982? Me neither. Well, unemployment figures are in, and they’re bad. 1982 bad. Governor-in-waiting Diane Denish is asking state employees for neat ideas. My suggestion: hovercrafts.Thisa towna smellsa likea pizza pie! Maybe it’s the garlic salt used to de-ice the roads. Weird Christmas light displays. Upcoming Oprah Holocaust autobio pick possibly a fake. Real Holocaust survivor (and author, and Nobel Peace Prize winner) Elie Wiesel’s foundation loses nearly all of its money in Madoff’s scheme. In cheerier news, a Mexican beauty queen was arrested under suspicion of drug trafficking. God, is it only Christmas morning? Time for Christmas martinis!Idea for a cheap, last-last-last minute gift.