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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
Adam Fox
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The massive 2,100 mile winter storm makes its way across the country.However, I don’t think we’ll get enough snow to make this sweet 35-foot snowman.More than 5 million Egyptians (and counting) have taken to the streets to pressure President Hosni Mubarak to step down. Charlotte, North Carolina has been selected as the host city for the 2012 Democratic National Convention.Get ready for a car repo game show on Spike TV, brought to you by the “Jersey Shore” producers.If you were unemployed in Orlando, you’d be getting free pizza today.The world’s oldest woman dies at age 115 in Texas.A man killed 100 sled dogs execution-style due to a drop in tourism. Governor Susana Martinez issues an executive order for police to question the immigration status of people arrested for crimes. The Super Bowl is responsible for a spike in heart attacks every year. Watch that fast food, Steelers fans.… And another thing, stop wrapping your newborn babies in those ridiculous Terrible Towels.These lead-contaminated “Toxic Waste” candy bars are found to be unsafe. A different name might have sufficed.