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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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China uses more energy than the USA.60 are dead in an Indian train smash.“He awoke to a man slashing his neck with a knife.” Roman Polanski went to the Montreux Jazz Festival; he had to because his wife was playing there.When beavers attack.Here are ten ways to scam the elderly. For ten more, send $10 to nickbrown c/o the Alibi. Tiny hotel rooms are fun.If you have to write a report on sea serpents, you should just copy this one.Read a letter from Tesla about his Death Ray. Paris Hilton keeps having pot in her purse. Mad Mel might migrate; his Malibu mansion is on the market for millions.A man was shot outside the Bubble Lounge at 6th and Central.Matthew Dykes fell near the Sandia Man Cave.Deranged and toothless, Harold Romero has escaped from a Belen mental facility. So, you know. Unlock your doors. Make pudding.Don’t take a gun to a knife fight, or a garage sale.Happy birthday, Max Fleischer!