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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
Adam Fox
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Dodging bullets on the way to the Alibi offices; there was an officer-involved shooting at Second and Central Downtown this morning.George Michael gets eight weeks in the pen after crashing his 4×4 while high.Great, now swimming in chlorinated pools can cause cancer.A spider monkey is on the loose in San Antonio.A woman in Ohio is arrested for teaching her 2-year-old daughter how to smoke pot.Apparently, money can buy you happiness according to this study.Joaquin Phoenix gets another chance to make himself appear a little less odd on Letterman.According to the FBI, violent crime has decreased in New Mexico.The makers of corn syrup want a better name for their product. What could possibly be better than “high fructose corn syrup”?