American infidels can expect an “October Surpise” from al Qaeda.Segway’s owner died driving a Segway off a cliff.A Buddhist monk made footprints in wood.Read about Brazil’s new president.Sometimes men look like Kenny Rogers.Sometimes the cops put a GPS unit on your car without a warrant.Does the Super Stack mark the end of food stacking? Yeti alert! Ethnic mapping shows segregation in major US cities.Attention Stargate fans. Both of you. You can buy authentic Stargate shit.Newspapers make spelling errors. Schocking! The Hobbit movie is in trouble. Women apologize more than men. And don’t you forget it. Comic Greg Giraldo took too many pills. Paris Hilton settled a lawsuit with Hallmark. She will take the stipulated amount in drugs. Trapped Chilean miners can’t drink or play video games.The UN appoints Mazlan Othman as first contact for visiting aliens. I wonder if he’s ever been to Dulce. Obama’s in the South Valley today.22-year-old Lillie Jones died behind bars.Did Ted Turner’s ranch boss hold Bible classes?You can listen to the Denish/Martinez Temple Albert debate.Sophie’s got some nice ABQ stories for you over at DCF.It’s Google’s birthday, but there’s no song for it. So it’s Sean Cassidy’s birthday. Ladies, please .
The Daily Word 9.27.10: Segway Casualty, Obama In Albuquerque And Kenny Rogers Wannabes.
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