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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
Adam Fox
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President Obama is here in our very own South Valley this morning.They want you to stay home and vote in your birthday suit in Illinois.A small-town mayor in Mexico was stoned to death.There’s some kind of tourist-melting death ray at the Vdara hotel in Las Vegas.Los Angeles hit a record-high 113 degrees yesterday. Looks like we’re in for a balmy fall.In other the-world-is-ending news, NYC is issued another tornado watch.Production of The Hobbit movie may be shut down due to a possible actors strike. Sarah Palin booed on “Dancing with the Stars” supporting her daughter “Bristol the Pistol” (her words, not mine).Four new world records are set … for the fastest stiletto race.Elmo was attacked and ended up kicking someone’s ass in Winter Park, Florida.The UNM Lobos football team has been rated the third worst in the nation, according to ESPN.