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89 year old Rudy Perez, the creator of the Pillsbury Doughboy, has died.After much criticism over inaccuracies and lack of fact checking, Rolling Stone has retracted its story on the UVA rape case.At the risk of stating the obvious, buying breast milk online is a bad idea.In other creepy dairy news, Blue Bell may taste " just like the good old days," but the old fashioned ice-cream brand has been linked to three deaths in Kansas, and has been pulled from shelves. John Oliver traveled to Russia for an in-person interview with Edward Snowden. During the interview, Snowden explains how the NSA monitors "sexting," and has probably seen pics of your genitals. A statue of Snowden has been covertly and illegally erected in a war memorial in Brooklyn. Here’s how to make a secret phone call. An Italian neurosurgeon plans to successfully execute a human head transplant in the next two years, and already has a volunteer. Your Roku box will now let you know when you can stream movies on the cheap. Happy birthday, Merle Haggard! He turns 78 today.Thanks to Carl Petersen for the links!