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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Patrick Swayze’s mom died. She taught him how to dance and use the bathroom. I think I’ll name a drink after her.There was a shooting in Chicago.Goodbye, foodstamps.How to make ramen crust pizza.Hey, look. This awesome story about lightsaber thumbwrestling was written by our Albuquerque pal Amanda Kooser.Someday, I would like to have a pet antelope. King Nerd delivers a speech. SNL is finding cast members on the web.Yes, I do always have to post something about Star Trek.Everyone loves pictures of eyeballs. Funny old-timey mugshots.Beware Mountain Dew Mouth.Rest in peace, Mary, of Mary and Tito’s.Happy birthday Devin O’Leary.