The Daily Word In Heroin Car Wreck, Liquor-Stealing Nudist, The Loudest Day Ever

Sam Adams
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I-40 wreck reveals 8 pounds of heroin.

clock is ticking . Or should I say meter?

11.11.11 may be the “
loudest day ever,” thanks to Spinal Tap.

Wait, you want

Socorro beefs up security after
letter threatens mass deaths at public institutions.

Ashton Kutcher
gives up Tweeting, but still goes for million dollar hobo on the red carpet / Jason Mraz look.

Did Egypt close the pyramids out of fear that religious groups would summon
mysterious 11.11.11. powers?

Trout is out.

Why Super Mario Bros. is not conducive to
real life.

“Involuntarily intoxicated” man wants DUI reversed.

Man killed in shooting near Occupy Oakland site.

Not only is Rick Perry dumb, he’s also
full of shit.

Will the wild
world of whip-its be revolutionized?

In this week’s LiLo news, Lindsay
can’t pose naked right.

Man wearing
nothing but socks robs liquor store.

Kudos to Moss and Anderson for their help.

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