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UN Rights Council looking into mass killings in Syria which many believe to be the work of Syrian government.Obama’s role in cyberattacks on Iran.Motorcyclist killed in hit-and-run on I-25.Saturday is Free Fishing Day—no licenses or stamps required.Looks like John Edwards will walk free.Details on the Seattle man who killed five in a cafe on Wednesday and then offed himself.Relatives of the homeless (and now faceless) man who was attacked in Miami didn’t know he was still alive. In related news, a Baltimore student snacks on a man’s brain and heart. Meanwhile, CDC denies Zombie Apocalypse. Bieber has a thing for walking into plate-glass.Where to go for free doughnuts on National Doughnut Day.If you’ve ever been pissed that your custom-ordered Persian rugs didn’t come with the proper cherub imagery, maybe you’ll sympathize with these embroidered Kanye tweets.Invention of the year— spray-bottle Sriracha. Somebody get a patent, stat!Speaking of inventions, MIT students turn bananas, cat tongues and stairs into computer keys.This guy should teach New Mexicans to parallel park. Just sayin’. Gay Green Lantern.