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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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We will be gaining one second tomorrow, thanks to the "Time Officials." A very large pig was rescued from a dead hoarder’s home, thanks to the Detroit Police Department.In other Detroit news, a woman pled guilty to murdering her two "demon" children and storing their bodies in a deep freezer.The debt crisis in Greece is screwing up the global economy.Shortly after launch, a SpaceX rocket exploded. A heat-packing pizza delivery driver shot an armed robber at a Duke City Domino’s last night.The bassist and cofounder of the band Yes has died at the age of 67.A canine named "Quasi Modo" won the blue ribbon for World’s Ugliest Dog.Presidential candidate Donald Trump hasn’t voted in 25 years.Watch the poetic justice of this confederate flag-waving motorcade (NSFW).