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The Patriots won the Super Bowl.The Super Bowl commercials were bland this year. Bruce Jenner is transitioning into life as a woman.A new dinosaur was discovered in China.An Albuquerque toddler shot his parents with a handgun.Here are the rules for buying food with love at McDonald’s. Tablets and phones might damage toddlers’ brains. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning.Here are five things you didn’t know about Groundhog Day, the movie. A ‘Power Rangers’ actor is accused of killing his roommate with a sword.Our next alibi issue is our special love issue and will feature sex toy reviews by members of the alibi staff. In the meantime, here are a few sex toys you may want to stay away from.Vladimir Putin has resumed the war in Ukraine.Back in December, the Russian court banned the music and artwork of Cannibal Corpse.You can see Cannibal Corpse in the land of the free tonight at the Sunshine theater, along with Behemoth, Aeon, and Tribulation.