The Daily Word In The Onion, Atheist Churches And Sunday Mail Delivery

Carl Petersen
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The US Postal Service made a deal with Amazon for Sunday mail delivery.

Typhoon Haiyan killed 10,000 people.

On this day, the
end of WWI.

Atheist churches are the new trend. I don’t know if you have to dress up.

Onion is stopping print operations.

removed an arrow from a deer’s head, much to the chagrin of geologists.

Miley Cyrus smoked pot on stage.

Dogs don’t want to be friends.

Enjoy these
old-timey prostitute photos.

Sleep is good for you.

tuba player got scared.

Somebody bought a bunch of
Carl Sagan tapes at a thrift store.

Jason Kerns’
seven-hour police standoff closed down the freeway Friday night.

Sipapu will open for skiing next Saturday.

Happy birthday
Marshall Crenshaw.

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