According to a horrifying commercial I saw the other night, our homes, especially if we have pets, are covered in urine. On the commercial they use a “scientific black light” to reveal the filthy, filthy truth about what lies hidden on our furniture, in our carpets, on our walls, everywhere. How did it get all over the place? Who the hell knows? Who the hell cares? What matters is that urine is everywhere and needs to be gone. For all you know, you're covered in it right now.
But don't worry. There is hope, and it comes in a spray bottle. Yes, in a spray bottle of Urine Gone. With Urine Gone and your very own scientific black light, you can rest easy knowing that you and your home are no longer covered in disgusting urine. Don't you owe it to yourself and those who have to touch you and your nasty stuff?
