Vampires Are Over

Marisa Demarco
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Vampires are Over
Ravages human entrails, plays a little b-ball on the side.
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Man, I love me some vampire TV shows. But ever since the diamond-skinned, Mormon-flavored Twilight books came out, vamps just aren’t doing it for me anymore. Zombies, which I also adore, are also (un)dead to me due to overuse.

Instead, warewolves are where it’s at. Hairy, animalistic, brutal, subject to a monthly cycle. Love ‘em.

Use this guide to make your own
warewolf head.

And if you
must dress as a sexy whatever for Halloween, please try to avoid typical Slutoween costumes (things with whiskers, things with wings). Instead, try for something like sexy Antarctica.

[poll]Which classic monster is best?[option]Vampires[option]Zombies[option]Warewolves[option]Frankenstein[option]
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