You do? You gross perve. Radar magazine spoofed the scandalous Vanity Fair cover this month as a statement that politics is as primed, “relentlessly contrived and overproduced” as any major Hollywood starlet.Read Radar’s hilarious voting guide, out more than a full year before the election.I have no idea if any of it is true. Who cares? Be entertained. Here are some highlights:Giuliani married his cousin, and was known as “one of the pussies” in his frat. McCain graduated fifth from the bottom of his class at Annapolis. Dated a stripper named “The Flame Thrower.” (A name that begs for a hyphen.)Obama “used a little blow.” Mitt Romney loves emergencies and catastrophes. John Edwards isn’t comfortable around gay people and once channeled the thoughts of an unborn fetus in court. Clinton wrote a letter to a friend saying she was “writing atop a ‘stolen table, in a pair of dirty denim bell-bottoms, never-ironed work shirt, and beautiful purple felt hat with a purple polka-dotted scarf streaming off it.’” (Why is it whenever we read about this woman it has something to do with her clothes? Sexist media? I say yes.)Fred Thompson attends the Church of Christ, which might be a cult.
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