Latest Article|September 3, 2020|Free
::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Do I really need to sell you on a game called Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal? Of course not. You guide a bitchin’ robot unicorn through a heavy metal death maze, leaping over demons and smashing through walls of skulls. It’s got the most awesome soundtrack ever in the history of God and Creation. Play it loud! Play it proud!