When people first meet me, their first impression is always, “That Bugzilla, she’s so smart!” To better serve my public, therefore, I have decided to start an advice column. Welcome to installment #1.
Dear Bugzilla,I am vexed by a personal problem, and desperately need your help. What if I get something on my nose?— Calamity, Bosque Farms NMDear Calamity,Put the tip of your tongue at the top of your nose, and lick downward. Most unsightly debris and nasal obstructions can be removed with a single lick, though if necessary, multiple licks are possible. Unlike using tissue, this also has the side-benefit of remoisturizing.Good luck,Bugzilla
