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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Man, Rep. Heather Wilson loves her some orange juice. What’s the deal with that? In the wee smalls of Wednesday morning, she said something about toasting her victory at breakfast with OJ. Then today she’s on the cover of the Journal claiming the race with a champagne glass of the stuff. Makes one wonder if the good people at Tropicana contributed anything to her campaign. Just kidding.Still, Madrid’s camp is saying it ain’t over ‘til it’s over, lady. Or something like that. I’d be surprised if this one didn’t come down to a drawn out recount or legal battle of some kind.