Mr. Yan, I cannot tell you how thrilled I was to be selected seemingly at random for this excellent opportunity:
Re: EmailI have a project I want you to run with us. It involves exportation of 35,000 barrels of crude oil daily from Kirkuk, Iraq. If you are interested, email me. Mr. Yan.I always did enjoy your cooking show, especially when doing big bong hits on the couch during halcyon college days, but this project may be beyond my means to assist. Perhaps you could try contacting my very good friend Mr. Daniel Howard , where this huge deposits were lodged.
