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The groundhog may have missed his shadow this year, but self-quarantines and state emergencies have thrown a kink in our plans to celebrate an early spring. With a tense and fear-fueled winter behind us, we’re turning to the healing powers of cannabis this spring to warm our hearts and thaw our spirits.
This strain will hit you like a blinding ray of sunshine and leave you gasping. Lemon Skunk’s citrus and pepper flavor profile is the perfect spring strain—intriguing, invigorating and inspiring. Patients should expect side effects such as uncontrollable laughter, embarrassing affection and one-sided diatribes. Users’ faces may sometimes become locked in painfully wide smiles for long stretches of time. If we haven’t made it clear enough: This strain is great for treating symptoms associated with depression and fatigue.
A standard of the New Mexico cannabis scene, Stardawg is a beautiful hybrid known for its sugary buds and mood-enhancing powers. This strain tastes sour and bright, with diesel notes. Its effects are smooth,easy-going and relaxing. It sports a soothing body high accompanied by a light mood and a sharp mind. This friendly standard is good for winding down after a tough day or chilling out an edgy mood.
If you’re looking for an emotional bump, you’ll likely find it in the loving arms of this special strain. Its grassy and diesel flavor profile strike the perfect chord on a temperate spring afternoon. This flower brings on a relaxing and tingly body high that seems perfectly paired with a talkative and social mental state. A truly middle-of-the-road hybrid, Matriarch seems well-suited for relaxed weekend get-togethers and post-work wind-downs. This strain would be great for those suffering from anxiety and stress.
This classic sativa-dominant strain is anything but poisonous. It tastes woody and sharp, with sour notes on the exhale. Durban Poison is known to inspire creativity and flow states. It also makes patients talkative and happy, driving positive social interaction. This flower will make you think fast and act fast—a great day-starter!
A sweet-tasting hybrid with sharp diesel notes, this popular strain turns frowns upside down. Strawberry Shortcake promotes excitability and induces giggling fits. Make sure you’re with understanding friends while under its influence, because you’re likely to tell very bad jokes and just as likely to laugh at them, yourself. This hybrid is great for those suffering from fatigue or anxiety.
Platinum Delights is a total creeper. The high it produces starts out easy and mild. But after the third hit, you realize you’ve been holding the pipe and staring at a blank wall for at least five minutes. What were you thinking about? What were you supposed to be doing? You can’t answer any of these questions, but who cares? You’re too relaxed and content to let questions bother you. Why’d you even start asking them in the first place? This strain could benefit patients seeking relief from pain and insomnia.
Despite its name, Sativa Diva has a distinctly relaxing vibe. This tangy and musky flower produces smooth and pleasurable hits that bring on a happy and silly high. This is followed by an extended period of dreamy introspection that gives the world a pleasant, slow quality. Time becomes meaningless, and minutes drift away like pillowy clouds. This mild and enjoyable strain is perfect for those suffering from tension, pain and depression.
The birds are a-chirping and the bees are a-buzzing. It’s time to get off that couch and step into the light. This grassy and somewhat harsh strain will inspire your imagination and get your body moving. It’s the perfect flower to smoke before you get started on that spring cleaning project. Be warned, however: This potent sativa-dominant hybrid can be a little intense. The manic and paranoid high might put off some newbies, so proceed with caution.
Puff on this peppery strain if you start feeling those tense, antisocial vibes overwhelming your powers of empathy. Raspberry Diesel will calm your nerves and smooth out that spiky aura. This spicy and fruity flower is a wonderful attitude adjuster recommended for patients suffering from depression, fatigue or anxiety.
This easy-going strain tastes like fruit and berries with diesel highlights. Cherry O’s is a hybrid that will soothe tension and ease pain. Its high is fairly mild, but its therapeutic effects are notably powerful. This flower can round out the edges of frustration and tame the very worst mood. It brings mental tranquility and deep physical relaxation. Patients in need of stress reduction and sleep aid will find this strain useful. It’s also great for fighting quarantine cabin fever.