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It’s warm and sunny. The birds are chirping and the bees are buzzing. According to all the literature, you’re supposed to be feeling like a rhinoceros on military-grade aphrodisiacs. But you’re still down in the dumps and just dropping lower by the second.It’s called the COVID-19 blues, and we’re all bound to get it sooner or later. Luckily we know which bright and tasty strains will help banish that old depression and bring out the sweet and positive people we were meant to be.
Tart and aromatic, this flower smells like a fresh tangerine and tastes sweet and tangy. This hybrid is wonderfully balanced, causing patients to experience relaxation and mood enhancement simultaneously. It will soothe the joints and muscles while uplifting the spirit—perfect for anyone struggling with pain, anxiety or depression.
An indica-dominant strain that smells sweet and syrupy. This one tastes swampy and makes you feel swampy. Don’t try watching any boring documentaries after a bowl of this heavy monster, because you’ll likely be off on a journey to dreamland. This strain is perfect for patients with ocular pressure and inflammation issues.
A sativa-dominant hybrid that smells citrusy. It tastes sweet and tangy, like biting into an orange. A perfect strain for lifting that sunburned attitude out of its funk, Clementine will please the taste buds and smooth out any rough edges in your mood. It’s great for relieving stress and anxiety and will leave you giggling and happy.
A sativa-dominant hybrid that will keep you on your toes. This strain smells sweet and grassy, and tastes like candy. Possibly named after the intense paranoia it induces in some users, this high-octane Girl Scout Cookies-derivative is not meant for the amateur. But if you enjoy daytime focus and high energy, then this one’s for you.
A sativa-dominant hybrid that smells of orange and tangerine. It tastes sweet and rich, with sharp highlights. This strain’s lineage hails from Clementine, and it carries many of its parent’s mood-enhancing characteristics. It’s also known for its relaxing effect, making it the perfect strain for those seeking relief from depression or anxiety but needing a less edgy experience.
A true hybrid with fruity flavors and a tart smell. THC Bomb is a well-balanced hybrid that leads to a well-balanced experience. THC Bomb always has you covered. It’s relaxing, but not heady—inspiring, but not edgy. This strain works great in battling pain relief, anxiety, ocular pressure and stress. The tasty flavor is just the icing on the cake.
Another citrusy strain on our list, Tangerine Kush differs from its compatriots in that it’s an indica-dominant variety. The tangy side of this hybrid will improve mood while the kushy side will relieve tension and spark appetite. It’s wonderful for relieving pain and chilling out. If you’re feeling worked up and irritated, just smoke this, put on a slow movie and call us in the morning.
This hybrid is sweet and smooth, as its name suggests. It’s the perfect dessert after a picnic, but it could lead to an afternoon nap in the sun, so wear your sunblock. Peaches and Cream will leave you relaxed, spacey and feeling great. Don’t smoke this one if you plan on staying awake. This strain is a good choice for those suffering from pain and sleeplessness.
Killer Purps is a sativa-dominant hybrid that tastes and smells like diesel and berries. The body high associated with this strain is incredibly pleasurable and can enhance feelings of well-being. The relaxing tone of this strain smooths out the edges while a cerebral high will leave you giggling and happy.
Get ready for a lip-smacking and giggly time with this tasty and stimulating strain. Golden Goat is a hybrid that can improve mood and encourage feelings of euphoria. This active flower is the perfect helper on those days when you need an extra push to get out of bed and get creative. It’s great for alleviating symptoms associated with mood disorders.