George Washington Was A Scofflaw According to a ledger from New York City’s oldest library, George Washington owes 220 years worth of late fees for two books he [...] Courtney Blandford fearless intern \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More Washington was also notorius for ruining books by reading in the bathtub ...and the Delaware.
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #147: Gunfight Nick Brown Edition We’re in a gunfight against some other people. I can’t see any of them peeking out of their buildings, so I scoot under [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More
Webgame Wednesday: Sushi Cat Sushi Cat is basically pachinko (Japanese pinball, don’t ya know), but with an obese, blobular feline instead of a tiny steel ball. Drop [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More
English Lessons Alibi’s Ilene Style Reports From Her Volunteer Mission In South America The talk of the town has been the temblor or small earthquake, that we had last week in Lima at about 3 a.m. [...] Ilene Style \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More Me and Margaret
Spam Songs I was looking at the SPAM website this afternoon. Why? To avoid doing actual work. Good thing I took that detour, though, because [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More All advertisements for SPAM must rhyme.
Beware The Antifreeze Dog and cat owners should be aware that there have been antifreeze poisonings reported in the neighborhoods near Fourth Street and Montaño. Antifreeze, [...] Carolyn Carlson \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More ( e³°°° )
Webgame Wednesday: Totem Breaker It’s puzzle game time again. Totem Breaker has you controlling a primitive tribe out out bust up trespassing enemy tribes. Work trajectory and [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #146: The Guidance Counselor Two professors team lecture our class. The main guy looks odd: he hangs upside down in his chair, has enormous bug eyes and [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More
Lady Porn Poll What is lady porn? That’s subjective. Male porn is easy to identify–I won’t go into it. I was raised with a healthy fear [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More Candidate A: Shirtless Ryan Phillippe on the cover of Men’s Health
Church And State Alibi reporter Carolyn Carlson asked around City Hall, and not even the oldest employees could recall another religious leader ever being elected to [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 22, 2010 Read More Dan Lewis, city councilor