Rowdy’s Dream Blog #344: Telling Jokes On A Furniture Store Bed I am walking through the mall. I pass my old friend D and her dark-haired Aussie girlfriend. D gives me a severe look. [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Apr 24, 2014 Read More http://winkwinkwink.wordpress.com/2010/12/15/adventures-with-luka-a-crowded-bed/
Pan Handlers: Library Services Expand Into Cake-Pan Lending Library Services Expand Into Cake-Pan Lending Imagine the following scenario: You need a cake shaped like Elmo or Hello Kitty in less time than it takes to whisk an [...] Alison Oatman \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More I choo-choo-choose cake.
Rooster Roundabout: This Week’s Music Highlights I got a lot of homework to do listening-wise. Like listening to The Men’s latest LP Tomorrow’s Hits, which has already been out [...] Mark Lopez \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Russian Jets, Dead Babies And The Blood Moon Introducing the marijuana vending machine.A Russian jet buzzed a US Warship in the Black Sea, threateningly.Don’t miss tonight’s “blood moon” lunar eclipse.Utah authorities [...] Carl Petersen \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More
Statement From The Department Of Justice Condemning Threats Of Violence Against Police Officers ALBUQUERQUE – Last week the Department of Justice announced findings that the Albuquerque Police Department has systemic failures that have led to a [...] Alibi \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More
"I Saw You" On The Central Ave. Median Who Saw? Who Was Seen? Was It You? “Charity creates a multitude of sins.” –Oscar Wilde | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.I was behind you in [...] Alibi \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #343: Chili Powder Miniaturizes My Friend Against our advice, my friend B consumes an entire package of red chili powder, rendering him microscopic. I can still hear his tiny [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More http://marlegrey.tumblr.com/page/2
This Week At Guild Cinema We screwed up! We didn’t get Guild Cinema’s regular ad in this week’s print edition of Weekly Alibi. Here, now, is the ad [...] Carl Petersen \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Bongs, Don Chalmers And Another Apd Shooting Fatality. APD shot and killed a suspect at Wyoming and Zuni this morning.Here are the last 38 APD shootings in order.There was a big [...] Carl Petersen \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More
Fear And Self-Loathing: Dave Ross And Comedic Anxiety Dave Ross And Comedic Anxiety Everyone knows comics are an anxious, fearful bunch. In fact, a recent article on The Independent’s website claimed to prove the link between [...] Genevieve Mueller \ Apr 10, 2014 Read More Dave Ross feels things. (Megan Baker)
