Ten Things I Call Costco Other Than Costco Yesterday I had car trouble so I called my friend Maggie and asked her to pick me up at Montano Acura. A little [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More
Albuquerque Restaurants: Scammed! It’s come to our attention that some huckster in New Jersey is calling restaurants after they’re reviewed in the Alibi. The scammer congratulates [...] Laura Marrich \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More
Mission Inevitable Peter Graves died. Please peel off the mask to confirm his identity. This blog will self destruct in five seconds. RIP scary little [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More
The Daily Word 3.23.10: Bill Gates, Cosmic Rays, Dismembered Giraffe Obama to sign the massive health care bill today passed late Sunday by the House.Meanwhile, a poll indicates that a majority of Americans [...] Adam Fox \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More
E-Mails From An Asshole Remember when you tried to sell your scooter on Craigslist? And some guy kept e-mailing you a bunch of bullshit so you wished [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More
Be A Star “I am going to Los Angeles to see my own name on a screen, five-feet long and luminous”—M. Doughty A most common argument [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More You know you’ve made it when you wear fancy clothes to kiss the ground.
This Oprah-Approved Book I Just Read This week’s book comes from my attempt to read the books I own but have not read, which I’m estimating to be 12% [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More After he finishes with this honeycomb, Mr. Bee’s gonna whip up a metaphor about hives and racial equality.
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #143: Naked Jack Nicholson A naked Jack Nicholson has finished bathing in some underground hot springs. He grips a ledge in the ceiling and does and ally-oop, [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More
Young Me / Now Me Young Me / Now Me is a tremendous waste of time but I somehow couldn’t stop clicking through it, thinking that somehow there [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More
Today Is Free Cone Day At Ben And Jerry’s Stop by Ben and Jerry’s before 8:00 p.m. for a free cone today:• Ben & Jerry’s Montgomery11225 Montgomery NESuite A296-1010 Dan Enger \ Mar 25, 2010 Read More