Relax, animal lovers. They’re not real ducks. Shooting Ducks transports you to a magical shooting gallery that only exists in cartoons, B&W movies [...]

Hey, fuck the Somali pirates.

Halloween is lurking just around the corner. So let’s stick with the theme and make even the time we waste at work playing [...]

I stand in a large field with some others on a starry night. We blow up large sausage-shaped balloons, tie off the ends [...]

I’m usually a pirate. As much as I love Halloween, I always forget to put any sort of forethought into 1) coming up [...]

Fat and Happy having finished visiting family down south, I come back home and find to my astonishment that the gauntlet has been [...]

I am an alien disguised as a human. A female alien with great powers and deadly pointy protuberances has arrived. She feels no [...]

There was a big sign at Taco Bell for the 89¢ Chicken Ranch Gordita today, so I stopped to get one.“We ain’t got [...]

In anticipation of the next Rowdy’s Dream Blog tomorrow, here’s one scientist who says dreaming is a parallel consciousness that runs all the [...]

I sit in an open window with a leg up on the sill and look out onto the street. A homeless man I [...]