Laura Marrich Eats Sandwich, Retains Water I was on the news this morning talking about Reuben sandwiches for Deanna Sauceda’s morning segment. She was really nice and kept calling [...] Laura Marrich \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Seventy Years Ago Today On Sept. 1, 1939, Germany invaded Poland under the pretense of having been attacked by the Poles (it was staged by Nazis). This [...] Erin McCullough \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More The Nazis marching into Warsaw. Contrary to current belief, they did not do this to force upon the Poles universal health care.
A Cloudless Day For Gmail What Does It Mean When Google Tosses A Rod? I’ve often felt like the lone wise totem pole in a crowd of demented lemmings madly rushing to outsource every last component of [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More Apparently the POP and IMAP interfaces are still working, but the Gmail web page will only show you this.
Cryptid Alert! Polish Yeti Ogles Bikini Babe. 19-year-old cootie model Justyna Folger was innocently wobbling around in a dirty old brook while a lecherous freund secretly videotaped her bottom. Suddenly, [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Flashquiz: Stress I’m pretty easygoing. In fact, you’ll never see me break a sweat. (Unlike old Chicken Little, here ——>)Whenever folks are stressing around me, [...] Laura Marrich \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More ARRGH! STRESS!
The Daily Word 09.02.09: Mutants, Drugs In The Water, Earthquakes, Death Beam, Bigfoot Discovery Center All humans are mutants. Caffeine found in the Rio Grande, now the water utility is trying to keep other drugs out of the [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 09.14.09: Shirley Jones Poses Nude, Walter Koenig’s Birthday, Cheeseburger Competition Reopened. Shirley Jones will pose nude for Playboy at 75. She’s pretty.The Kentucky Bigfoot was a crow.A missing student’s body was found behind a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Dengue Fever Thursday Dengue Fever is a Cambodian pop/psych rock band from Los Angeles. It’s also a tropical disease spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include headache, muscle [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Jacques Dutronc Wednesday All morning I’ve been listening to French pop and chansons while toiling at my computer, and it’s immensely improved the day. Try it [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Al Franken Can Draw The United States Freehand Senator and former comedian Al Franken can draw the United States from memory. It’s a task so fantastical we dare not require it [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
