Flashquiz: Stress I’m pretty easygoing. In fact, you’ll never see me break a sweat. (Unlike old Chicken Little, here ——>)Whenever folks are stressing around me, [...] Laura Marrich \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More ARRGH! STRESS!
The Daily Word 09.02.09: Mutants, Drugs In The Water, Earthquakes, Death Beam, Bigfoot Discovery Center All humans are mutants. Caffeine found in the Rio Grande, now the water utility is trying to keep other drugs out of the [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 09.14.09: Shirley Jones Poses Nude, Walter Koenig’s Birthday, Cheeseburger Competition Reopened. Shirley Jones will pose nude for Playboy at 75. She’s pretty.The Kentucky Bigfoot was a crow.A missing student’s body was found behind a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Dengue Fever Thursday Dengue Fever is a Cambodian pop/psych rock band from Los Angeles. It’s also a tropical disease spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include headache, muscle [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Jacques Dutronc Wednesday All morning I’ve been listening to French pop and chansons while toiling at my computer, and it’s immensely improved the day. Try it [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Al Franken Can Draw The United States Freehand Senator and former comedian Al Franken can draw the United States from memory. It’s a task so fantastical we dare not require it [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Advertisers Flee Glenn Beck More than 30 companies have halted advertising on "The Glen Beck Program."The Fox News blowhard called President Obama a racist with "a deep-seated [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 27, 2009 Read More
I Gotta Hit The Head Where’s the bathroom nearest you? Go to sitorsquat.com to find out.This comes to me by way of Jeremy Reynalds, founder of Joy Junction. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 27, 2009 Read More This is where the rich take a leak. All of them.
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #113: Apparently, The Light Is Coming Directly From The Tree. It is pitch black outside at 1:30 in the morning. I am groping for my headband/ flashlight. I find it in the stream [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Aug 27, 2009 Read More
Michael Jackson’s Death Has Been Ruled A Homicide A “law enforcement official” told the Associated Press today that the Los Angeles County Coroner has ruled Michael Jackson’s death a homicide. Nick Brown \ Aug 27, 2009 Read More
