Seventy Years Ago Today On Sept. 1, 1939, Germany invaded Poland under the pretense of having been attacked by the Poles (it was staged by Nazis). This [...] Erin McCullough \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More The Nazis marching into Warsaw. Contrary to current belief, they did not do this to force upon the Poles universal health care.
A Cloudless Day For Gmail What Does It Mean When Google Tosses A Rod? I’ve often felt like the lone wise totem pole in a crowd of demented lemmings madly rushing to outsource every last component of [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More Apparently the POP and IMAP interfaces are still working, but the Gmail web page will only show you this.
Cryptid Alert! Polish Yeti Ogles Bikini Babe. 19-year-old cootie model Justyna Folger was innocently wobbling around in a dirty old brook while a lecherous freund secretly videotaped her bottom. Suddenly, [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Flashquiz: Stress I’m pretty easygoing. In fact, you’ll never see me break a sweat. (Unlike old Chicken Little, here ——>)Whenever folks are stressing around me, [...] Laura Marrich \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More ARRGH! STRESS!
The Daily Word 09.02.09: Mutants, Drugs In The Water, Earthquakes, Death Beam, Bigfoot Discovery Center All humans are mutants. Caffeine found in the Rio Grande, now the water utility is trying to keep other drugs out of the [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 09.14.09: Shirley Jones Poses Nude, Walter Koenig’s Birthday, Cheeseburger Competition Reopened. Shirley Jones will pose nude for Playboy at 75. She’s pretty.The Kentucky Bigfoot was a crow.A missing student’s body was found behind a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Napkin Art #18: “Clockwork Atomics X234” By Scott Wilson Here’s a nice donut-inspired bit of steampunk machinery submitted by Scott Wilson via email. You can check out more of Scott’s creations on [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 27, 2009 Read More
Advertisers Flee Glenn Beck More than 30 companies have halted advertising on "The Glen Beck Program."The Fox News blowhard called President Obama a racist with "a deep-seated [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 27, 2009 Read More
I Gotta Hit The Head Where’s the bathroom nearest you? Go to sitorsquat.com to find out.This comes to me by way of Jeremy Reynalds, founder of Joy Junction. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 27, 2009 Read More This is where the rich take a leak. All of them.
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #113: Apparently, The Light Is Coming Directly From The Tree. It is pitch black outside at 1:30 in the morning. I am groping for my headband/ flashlight. I find it in the stream [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Aug 27, 2009 Read More
