The Bought Women I’ll start with a confession. I watch The Real Housewives of Inanity on Bravo. I wouldn’t call it a guilty pleasure, because I [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 21, 2009 Read More You would never know it, but this woman got a lesser planet for her birthday. She saw it in a window display, and her husband noticed her admiring it, and the rest is astronomical history.
Adult Braces The subject of adult braces has been popping up quite a bit around the Alibi’s World Headquarters. Two members of our extended family [...] Edith P. Giblets \ May 14, 2009 Read More I wonder how her husband’s genitals feel about this.
Water You Gonna Do About It Simon’s on a roll with these blog titles. They’re the best in the biz, he says. We’re on sure footing with headlines in [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 14, 2009 Read More
I'm Scared To Eat My Potted Meat Will It Be A Treat, Or Will My Food Adventure End In Defeat? Someone gave me a can of potted meat yesterday.I had never heard of it, but the person who gave it to me described [...] Simon McCormack \ May 14, 2009 Read More This is just like the can I have!
Hot Polling Action #57 Have You Ever Been In A Movie? It doesn’t matter whether you were in Citizen Kane or some piece o shit student film—were you ever in a movie? If so, [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Eye Of The Tiger #3 For my upcoming feature story on cage fighting in Albuquerque, I’ll be training at Jackson’s Mixed Martial Arts gym. This the third installment [...] Ari Organ Donor LeVaux \ May 14, 2009 Read More Rashad Evans spars with Keith Jardine
The Daily Word 05.13.09 Obama comes to Rio Rancho High School tomorrow.A Chelwood Elementary School teacher is missing. (Also, the Albuquerque Journal has gone back to letting [...] Christie Chisholm \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Gee, Thanks, Marty The Mayor’s Third Annual Conference For Women “Join Mayor Martin J. Chávez at the 3rd Annual Conference for Women, where you will get the tools needed to manage your financial [...] Christie Chisholm \ May 14, 2009 Read More Women like to wear flowers in their hair. Lots of them. They also really, really like purple. They like everything to be purple. Even the flowers in their hair.
In-N-Out I’ll have an animal-style double-double with grilled onions, an order of fries and a strawberry shake please.Oh, hello. You’ve caught me in the [...] Simon McCormack \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Are Spock And Obama The Same Guy? Writers suffering from “everything is like everything” syndrome are drawing the comparison in political rags nationwide. I haven’t seen the flick yet, but [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 14, 2009 Read More From worth1000.com
