What Happened The First Time You Got Drunk? Alibi Question Of The Week #9 What happened the 999th time you got drunk?Did someone walk in on you while you were skipping around in a circle like a [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 30, 2009 Read More
Burglary Bummer My apartment was burglarized yesterday. The perpetrator(s) pushed my air conditioner (which was in my window) into my room, then crawled through the [...] Simon McCormack \ Apr 30, 2009 Read More
Flashquiz: Bookish Beginnings Verily, I say, match these opening lines to the novels from whence they were ripp’t. Laura Marrich \ Apr 30, 2009 Read More Just don’t call me Shirley.
Napkin Art #7 A Guy In The Road I don’t know who did it, but I think it’s funny. Nick Brown \ Apr 23, 2009 Read More
Giuliani Comes Out Strongly Against Gay Marriage In an interview with the New York Post , former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani says a proposal to institute gay marriage in [...] Simon McCormack \ Apr 23, 2009 Read More
Paris Hilton, Zsa Zsa Gabor And Socorro, Nm What do they have in common? I’ve lived in New Mexico for almost 15 years and just learned that the great American hotelier, [...] Mildred McGillicutty \ Apr 23, 2009 Read More Conrad and Zsa Zsa Zsa out on the town.
420 Dood, I totally forgot it’s 4-20. There’s probably a reason for that. Kidding. That stuff makes me paranoid. Anyway, for those of you [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Apr 23, 2009 Read More
The Nsa Tried To Spy On A Congressman This Is Why We Need Newspapers The New York Times did some digging and discovered that the National Security Agency wanted to wiretap a member of Congress without a [...] Simon McCormack \ Apr 23, 2009 Read More
Hot Polling Action #53 What’s The Best ‘80S Fantasy Film? Arnold Schwarzenegger’s oily pecs in Conan The Barbarian, Jim Henson’s creepy old puppets in The Dark Crystal, Terry Gilliam’s travels through history in [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Apr 23, 2009 Read More “He conquered an empire with his sword. She conquered HIM with her bare hands.”
Nba Playoffs It’s very early, but here are a couple observations from this year’s NBA Playoffs so far: The Celtics could lose in the first [...] Simon McCormack \ Apr 23, 2009 Read More King James
