The Daily Word 8.18.08 Woman Gives Birth To Three Cups. “Mommy, where do cups come from?”Dead Baby Comes Back To Life. (Nice going, Doc.)Guns N’ Roses May [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 14, 2008 Read More
Scrub For A Scrub For years I was an apron-wearing, hashbrown-slinging waitress. My colleagues and I used to imagine ways we could sabotage our workplace on particularly [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 14, 2008 Read More
Cryptid Alert! Bigfoot Body! I’ve been sitting on this one for a while, but it’s coming to a boil. A couple of dudes found a dead bigfoot [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 14, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 08.06.08 Less cups for New Mexico. (Less news too, obviously.)They can make a museum for anything. And care about it in Greece.Special salt found [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
Apocalypse Fever! Lately I’ve been a little preoccupied thinking about end-of-the-world scenarios. With all of the famine, viruses, asteroids, bombs, angry gods, super volcanoes, aliens [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More Smoky the Nanobot warns humans about the dangers of gray goo.
Paris 4 President Paris, I’m eating a taco for lunch and I’d rather stab my eyes out with the shell than vote for you. But after watching [...] Steven Nery fearless intern \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
Thanks, Star Gazer On Saturday night, two friends and I were walking in Nob Hill, and on the corner of Central and Tulane was a man [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More This is what Jupiter looks like, in case you forgot.
George Bush Will Help You Vote Most of the conversations I have these days predicting the 2008 election end with someone saying:“… provided those voting machines are working right.”Accused [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
Negative Campaigning Boosts Mccain Last week, Sen. Barack Obama enjoyed a nine percentage point advantage over Sen. John McCain in presidential polls. This week, the two are [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More Our next president
Baguettes For Everybody We scored today as Relish put their unused baguettes outside before we all left for home. I think I’ll put brie on mine. [...] Molly Lindsay \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More The possibilities are endless...
