Cryptid Alert! Bigfoot Body! I’ve been sitting on this one for a while, but it’s coming to a boil. A couple of dudes found a dead bigfoot [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 14, 2008 Read More
...And I Am A Material Phone ...And I Am A Material Phone America, congratulations. You never cease to amaze me when it comes to all things inane, materialistic and…well…stupid. The ever so popular iPhone by [...] Adam Fox \ Aug 14, 2008 Read More Suckers!
Fun Project: Bbq V. Bb Gun BB guns are fun! What’s there to shoot at? Cans give a nice clank, but you have to keep setting them up. Here’s [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 14, 2008 Read More
Apocalypse Fever! Lately I’ve been a little preoccupied thinking about end-of-the-world scenarios. With all of the famine, viruses, asteroids, bombs, angry gods, super volcanoes, aliens [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More Smoky the Nanobot warns humans about the dangers of gray goo.
Paris 4 President Paris, I’m eating a taco for lunch and I’d rather stab my eyes out with the shell than vote for you. But after watching [...] Steven Nery fearless intern \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
Thanks, Star Gazer On Saturday night, two friends and I were walking in Nob Hill, and on the corner of Central and Tulane was a man [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More This is what Jupiter looks like, in case you forgot.
George Bush Will Help You Vote Most of the conversations I have these days predicting the 2008 election end with someone saying:“… provided those voting machines are working right.”Accused [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
Negative Campaigning Boosts Mccain Last week, Sen. Barack Obama enjoyed a nine percentage point advantage over Sen. John McCain in presidential polls. This week, the two are [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More Our next president
Baguettes For Everybody We scored today as Relish put their unused baguettes outside before we all left for home. I think I’ll put brie on mine. [...] Molly Lindsay \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More The possibilities are endless...
The Daily Word 08.05.08 Edouard brings its weird name and weather to our fair state. WIPP is taking Los Alamos’ shit again.Did a fake letter link Saddam [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
