The New Yorker Gets Shit Faced Here’s a nonjudgmental piece in the New Yorker about drinking and its ugly cousin: the hangover. Got any hangover cures you’d like to [...] Simon McCormack \ May 29, 2008 Read More A bloody mary in the morning can perk you right up
The Daily Word 6.2.08 Image of Don Schrader Appears on Florida Man’s Tree.Has an Alaskan Boy been caputured by the Ircenraat (the “Little People” of the Tundra)?Kennedy [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
I Am Mr. Daniel Howard The Whole Story Falls Apart And He Basically Just Asks If He Can Steal Your Identity. Never Mind That Other Shit. I am Mr. Daniel Howard, an Accountant with Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, I am the personal Account Manager to Mr. Terry Collings. (BULLSHIT) [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More John Cleese as Mr. Daniel Howard
The Daily Word 5.26.08 Have the Japanese re-discovered cold fusion?Fourth Human Foot Found In Vancouver.Six Ways Animals Are Like People.New Mars Pictures Look Like My Neighbor’s Yard.Harry [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Ufo Over Albuquerque Exclusive Photo Of An Alien Dot Hovering In The Sky Saturday Night Yes, it’s a dot. It was much more impressive in person.I have other photos, but they’re just as bad.One thing I found irritating [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
He’s Dead, Jim Bat There was an actual dead bat in the alley. Viva! Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
This Week In Sports NBA Semi-Finals Almost Set If the rest of the playoffs are any indication, the New Orleans Hornets will be moving on to the [...] Simon McCormack \ May 22, 2008 Read More Ryan Malone
$4 Gas And Rising Analysts predict gas prices could hit $4 per gallon by Memorial Day.Browse this list of how much recoverable oil the world is estimated [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 22, 2008 Read More
Rapid Ride After Dark Starts Friday! Praise the gods of mass transit: Beginning this Friday, May 23 the Rapid Ride will run along Central until 3 a.m. on Fridays [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ May 22, 2008 Read More
Eat My Shorts “Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love.” —Homer Simpson “Simpsons” voice talent is still trying [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 22, 2008 Read More Rock stars indeed.
