The Salad Dressing I’ll Probably Never Taste Again Once when I was staying at a ranch they served me a salad with the most delicious creamy white dressing. I never found [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Not A Snack Attack ... ... Just A Poser All the other Sun Chips will be jealous. Especially that nasty Garden Salsa flavor, which is sick. And who eats Original-flavored anything? Somehow, [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 8.16.07 I hope they can get those guys out of the collapsed mine in Utah.Have German scientists broken the speed of light?Beckham scores a [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Another Bomb, Or Just A Firecracker? Did you see this article in yesterday’s Journal (click on trial pass—the left button—to get to the article)? A couple of the people [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Superbaby. Superdumb. Some people really shouldn’t have kids. Like, 4reals. Ida M. Peach \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word Cheney is in Albuquerque until about noon. Check your childrens’ necks for bite marks.Six miners are trapped in a Utah coal mine.American Home [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Durian Dare I recently came across a list of foods on Wikipedia considered to be acquired tastes. While I do agree with many of the [...] Hayley Shoemaker \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More This isn’t a cadaver, just a durian.
The History Of The World For those of you who need a little brushing up on world history, here’s a nifty timeline detailing the world’s most important moments. [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Take Me Out To The… Hey! That’s Kevin Costner! It’s true, Costner fans. Costner is having batting practice with the Isotopes today from 4pm to 5pm at Isotopes Stadium. Don’t miss this [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Dyuh? What? It’s inconceivable that these idiots could be this incompetent. I’m starting to believe the whispered conspiracy theories that Bush and his team of [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
