Snack Attack No. 25 Vedge Out I was that freakin’ weird kid that loved my grandparents’ V-8 juice. It tasted like vegetable soup without the noodles or the hot. [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More No clams in this baby!
Seven Legged Lamb A seven-legged lamb was born last Friday. Look at that guy. Forget the panda, Albuquerque needs one of these. And maybe a giant [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Shield Thine Eyes, Yon Gamer Nerds It is too beautiful! A nubile nerd, enacting the Haruhi dance all over Tokyo, Kyoto and Nijo at the risk of arrest as [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Salad Dressing I’ll Probably Never Taste Again Once when I was staying at a ranch they served me a salad with the most delicious creamy white dressing. I never found [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Not A Snack Attack ... ... Just A Poser All the other Sun Chips will be jealous. Especially that nasty Garden Salsa flavor, which is sick. And who eats Original-flavored anything? Somehow, [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 8.16.07 I hope they can get those guys out of the collapsed mine in Utah.Have German scientists broken the speed of light?Beckham scores a [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Another Bomb, Or Just A Firecracker? Did you see this article in yesterday’s Journal (click on trial pass—the left button—to get to the article)? A couple of the people [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Superbaby. Superdumb. Some people really shouldn’t have kids. Like, 4reals. Ida M. Peach \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word Cheney is in Albuquerque until about noon. Check your childrens’ necks for bite marks.Six miners are trapped in a Utah coal mine.American Home [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Future Depends On Knowing World news today is in a sad state. What once was a source of uncompromised facts—searched for by honest, truth-seeking journalists—is now a [...] Hayley Shoemaker \ Aug 02, 2007 Read More